We have seen boxers got K.O after the first punch. That's bad. But how about a boxer who don't know how to get in and out of the ring? (What?!?) The following video will show you how it can happen. They onwed their opponents, but got owned by the ring.
And this guy failed trying to get in the ring
by Quang Anh
Monday, August 2, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Catch me!!
An obviously overweight young man decided to sign up for a weight loss program complete with a personal trainer. It included a run each morning at 6:00 a.m.
So when the door bell rings the next morning, he's dressed and ready to go. When he opens the door he sees the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen. She's tall, very well endowed above a very slim waist with long graceful legs. She's dressed in a small pair of running shorts and a running halter that can barely contain her. She smiles and says, "If you can catch me, you can have me." and starts off at a very fast run.
This continues each morning. After about three very frustrating weeks the young man begins to get in shape and can almost keep up with her. One morning he's barely able to touch her running shorts but can't hang on. But he thinks tomorrow will be the big day. I'll catch her and have her. He barely sleeps that night waiting in eager anticipation.
The next morning, the bell rings precisely at 6:00 am. He runs to the door and throws it open. There stands a huge burley woman, at least six feet five inches in height and over 250 pounds. She's muscled up like a plough ox and has a large wart amid her facial hair. She smiles and says, "I'm your new trainer. If I can catch you, I can have you!"
So when the door bell rings the next morning, he's dressed and ready to go. When he opens the door he sees the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen. She's tall, very well endowed above a very slim waist with long graceful legs. She's dressed in a small pair of running shorts and a running halter that can barely contain her. She smiles and says, "If you can catch me, you can have me." and starts off at a very fast run.
This continues each morning. After about three very frustrating weeks the young man begins to get in shape and can almost keep up with her. One morning he's barely able to touch her running shorts but can't hang on. But he thinks tomorrow will be the big day. I'll catch her and have her. He barely sleeps that night waiting in eager anticipation.
The next morning, the bell rings precisely at 6:00 am. He runs to the door and throws it open. There stands a huge burley woman, at least six feet five inches in height and over 250 pounds. She's muscled up like a plough ox and has a large wart amid her facial hair. She smiles and says, "I'm your new trainer. If I can catch you, I can have you!"
Saturday, July 31, 2010
More Funny photos
Wow, with so many goalkeepers guarding the goal, how can the opposite team score???? Gotta crack their brains if they want to win
Come on, it is just a soccer game! no need to use violent to get the ball. LOL
Bet that person can forget about having kids with his wife anymore
Geee, What the hack is he doing???
We had seen human marathon, this is a DUCK MARATHON!!! FTW!!!
erm, what kind of celebration is this?? or are they gays??? haha
KauJie
New Funny Pictures
LOLx! What a big trouble in the race!
Oh Oh Oh ! reduce your speed on time :D
although his face seems to be funny, if we laugh out loud in front of him, he will definitely be angry.
What the hell!!
Seems to be very competitive ! LOL
Flying baseball bat.......
Goalies Bloopers
The following shows how the goalkeeper in Soccer can cause the team to lose, it's funny, worth to watch
Warning: better grab hold of your seat when watching, to prevent you drop off your seat =D
Thanks for your time watching, hope you didn't fall off your seat while watching
KauJie
Warning: better grab hold of your seat when watching, to prevent you drop off your seat =D
Thanks for your time watching, hope you didn't fall off your seat while watching
KauJie
Friday, July 30, 2010
Some funny sports jokes
An extremely loyal fan
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste ", he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat , he asked the man sitting next to it, " Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan. " The other man replied, " I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative? "
The man replied, " They're all at the funeral. "
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Taking the Final exam
Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."
He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste ", he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat , he asked the man sitting next to it, " Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan. " The other man replied, " I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative? "
The man replied, " They're all at the funeral. "
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Taking the Final exam
Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."
He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
Sports Jokes
There's so many advantages to being a sports fan, I don't even know where to begin. First of all, it allows you to avoid countless social responsibilities with your family, friends and girlfriend or wife. Being a sports fan also prevents millions of men worldwide who have a 0.02% chance of getting laid without the "dumb luck" factor to actually feel like the have a reason to live. The third and most impotant factor of being a sports fan is that it's the one thing that enables men to communicate with each other because let's face it, without sports, guys wouldn't have a whole lot to talk about.
The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site
9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and swimming events all being held in the 34th Street YMCA pool.
8. All 75 of the new hires in the mayor's office are named either Ingrid or Sven.
7. After Philadelphia lands the Summer Games, Juan Antonio Samaranch sports a hood ornament that looks strangely like the Liberty Bell.
6. Only someone bribed with hookers and college tuition wouldn't think the term "New York City Hospitality Committee" is an oxymoron.
5. Karl Malone is now playing forward for the Utah Samaranches.
4. T-shirt for sale in the hotel lobby: "My dad went to Salt Lake City, and all I got was this T-shirt and college tuition."
3. "Miss Salt Lake" for 1999 requires a translator to deliver her coronation speech.
2. New Olympic mascots: Vinny and Knuckles.
and the Number 1 Sign Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site...
1. The IOC suddenly decides to change the official cycling uniforms to white shirts and ties.
This list is copyrighted by Chris White. :D
presented to you by " Htet Aung".
The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site
9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and swimming events all being held in the 34th Street YMCA pool.
8. All 75 of the new hires in the mayor's office are named either Ingrid or Sven.
7. After Philadelphia lands the Summer Games, Juan Antonio Samaranch sports a hood ornament that looks strangely like the Liberty Bell.
6. Only someone bribed with hookers and college tuition wouldn't think the term "New York City Hospitality Committee" is an oxymoron.
5. Karl Malone is now playing forward for the Utah Samaranches.
4. T-shirt for sale in the hotel lobby: "My dad went to Salt Lake City, and all I got was this T-shirt and college tuition."
3. "Miss Salt Lake" for 1999 requires a translator to deliver her coronation speech.
2. New Olympic mascots: Vinny and Knuckles.
and the Number 1 Sign Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site...
1. The IOC suddenly decides to change the official cycling uniforms to white shirts and ties.
This list is copyrighted by Chris White. :D
presented to you by " Htet Aung".
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